German Survival Guide For Tourists

The First Survival German Language Guide for English Speaking travellers

Tired of dry phrasebooks that make travel feel like homework? This guide takes you off the beaten path with a witty, ironic look at German language and culture. Packed with real survival phrases, cultural do’s and don’ts, and plenty of tongue-in-cheek humor, it’s designed to make your trip to Germany not just easier, but far more entertaining.

Learn why small talk is a risky sport, how one little word (bitte) can mean three different things, and why you should never, ever cross the street on red. Whether you’re a curious traveler, an expat in the making, or simply someone who loves language with a twist, this guide will keep you both informed and amused.

Smart, funny, and actually useful — the way travel guides should be.